BREAKING NEWS : Ominous Osprey Invasion Imminent

BNN (Bird News Network) reports that the Italian faction of the infamous Caliosprey family is gathering and in flight to South West Florida to mount a defense in response to Al Forns threats to involve local Swat teams in the extraction and safe return of BeePNogie, the beloved Bird Photographers. Net’s mascot.

Reports confirm that a large flock of the Italian osprey enforcers and hit birds should arrive in the Sarasota area sometime today, Saturday, February 23, 2008. Local police and sherif departments are bracing for a major confrontation with the captor raptores. Military units from local bases are on stand by incase escalated violence breaks out.

BNN also reports of rumors of a specialist being brought in from the I.B.I.S. (International Bird Investigation Services). Rumors have been leaked that a special top secret agent will be flown in to infiltrate the osprey gang in an attempt to extract BeePNogie without harm and escalation of the now touchy situation.

As reported earlier, the Bird Photographers Net organization has until sun up on Sunday to meet all the ospreys’ demands. Reports confirm that the BPN organization does not negotiate with terrorists or kidnappers. They seem unwilling to give in to the captor raptors demands and are relying heavily on the I.B.I.S’ top agent to successfully extract BeePNogie from the talons of the dreaded raptor captors. Everyone at the BPN offices are nervously waiting for the arrival of the secret agent and the safe return of their beloved mascot.

BNN will continue to follow the breaking news regarding this terrible kidnaping and updates will be posted as they are received. The BPN leaders hope that there will be no vigilantly actions in an attempt to free BeePNogie for fear of further harm and escalation of the already touchy situation..

BNN image of the Caliosprey gang gathering in Rome in anticipation of their flight to the US.

http://www.pbase.com/blindmustangpil...e/93311330.jpg

Larger Image Here


Reports confirm that the leader of the Caliosprey family, Michael Caliosprey is heading up the gang and is seen in this BNN exclusive photo, below. Law enforcement agents are keeping an eye open for this dangerous bird.


http://www.pbase.com/blindmustangpil...e/93311287.jpg

Oh My God !!!!!!! All I can say Beep is dead meat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

The one with the Tommy gun looks like he means buiness I think this will call for the First Air Cav Specifically the Gary Owens Unit !!!!:cool:

LATE BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: The BNN news desk has confirmed the arrival of the Caliosprey gang. Leader of the gang, Michael Caliosprey was sighted in New York City with his right wing birds, his cousin Vinnie and the utter cousin, Guido. All three raptors were seen landing in New york city shortly after noon and were observed quickly meeting with the rest of the gang and departing South for Florida in a great hurry. The gang's arrival in Sarasota is anticipated for around 5:00 p.m. EST this evening. More news as it happens.


The leader and his righ hand birds arriving in NYC.

http://www.pbase.com/blindmustangpil...e/93341694.jpg

Noted hitbirds and right wings of leader Michale Caliosprey are :

Cousin Vinnie :

http://www.pbase.com/blindmustangpil...e/93341697.jpg


Cousin Guido

http://www.pbase.com/blindmustangpil...e/93341699.jpg

Uh oh, they might be picking up some other relatives in NY. Watch out Florida

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Originally Posted by Bob Ettinger

Uh oh, they might be picking up some other relatives in NY. Watch out Florida

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There was speculation the Caliospreys met with the womanizing Mr. Knight Heronhischest to set up a night time special operation. Here is the last known photo of Mr. Heronhischest on a visit to Florida last winter...... from the BNN archives.

http://www.pbase.com/blindmustangpil...e/52803651.jpg

OK whose got the weed? :p

Mike
OMG......this just had me spew diet coke all over my laptop. You have way too much time!!! I think George may be on to something.

Hey Mike, I think you have way too much fun. I have to admit that the heron's bathing apparel is very cool. I'm wondering too, what might be next to your keyboard. :)

Mike's got way too much time on his hand, but I sure am enjoying it. Cant wait to see what happens next.

BNN reported on "News at Nine" that the Italian Caliosprey gang arrived in Florida this evening. Delayed a few hours from first estimated arrival, it was learned the raptors ran into strong headwinds and some rain delaying their arrival.

Swarms of ospreys were seen landing on a beach just at sunset. Reports noted the birds quickly flew off into the backwaters and headed in several different directions. It is not known of the whereabouts of BeePNogie or their condition.

BNN reported it will keep it's viewers up to date on the latest events in this now international kidnaping plot. To date the ransom demands HAVE NOT BEEN MET. As reported earlier the BPN group is unwilling to negotiate with the kidnapers and will rely on the I.B.I.S. agents in the attempt to free BeePNogie. The deadline is fast approaching and is just several hours away.

Sunset beach invasion of the Caliosprey gang.

http://www.pbase.com/blindmustangpil...e/93339559.jpg

Oh my gosh poor Beep I do hope he is in safe hiding. This gang is getting almost too much to handle. Help !!!!!!!!

You have WAYYY too much time in your hands!

I am not as think as you drunk. Regarding the time...I don't wear a watch so that doesn't apply. I'm just photoshop fast. Regular old speedy Gonzolost.