Ransom Demands

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02-21-2008, 09:36 PM
Mike McCarthy

Ransom Demands

http://www.pbase.com/blindmustangpil...e/58332756.jpg
AP/CNN photo:

Quote:

Originally Posted by BNN

BNN (Bird News Network) ransom demands outlined

Our demands must be met by sun up on Sunday. The following demands will be met or BEEP will beep no more.

Our demands:

1,000,000 pounds of fresh sea trout

500 pounds of soft sea weed for nesting material

5 acres of ocean front property to build highrise nest on.

500 gallons of a premium imported beer

100 cases of Captain Morgan's spiced rum

1,000 cases of Diet Pepsi

2 MK III bodies and a matching pretty white 800mm lens

6 Victoria's Secret super models to carry the camera gear to the shoots.

and an autographed picture of Big Bird.

Time is ticking..... Don't make us photoshop BEEP

The Captors.
02-21-2008, 10:14 PM
Fabs Forns

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
02-21-2008, 10:19 PM
Alfred Forns

....... we have to hit plan B .... out with Criminal Minds and on with Swat :D .... that part about getting Big Bird's autograph was just too much Imagine Big Bird himself !!!:eek::cool::cool:
02-22-2008, 05:54 AM
PeterGruener

Never surrender to Ospreys. You will find a way. Maybe Horacio Caine can help.

Peter - back in cold Germany...
02-22-2008, 05:55 AM
Maxis Gamez

Incredible!!!!
02-22-2008, 09:36 AM
Mike McCarthy

Rumors floating around the news wire is that the captors are bringing in reinforcements from Italy in response to the Swat threat. It will be interesting to see what transpires. A reliable source say BNN is in the process of receiving photos.
02-22-2008, 02:22 PM
Harold Davis

i bet Columbo could get BeeP back. he was the best!! i wonder if we could make a call. he could have those two osprey arrested before they even know what happened.
02-22-2008, 02:24 PM
Jim Poor

What a shame how the adult has spoiled the youth by getting him involved in a life of crime! Though, looking at his picture, the kid does look a little "off" with one red and one yellow eye :D Maybe a life of crime is all that is in the cards for him?
02-22-2008, 03:08 PM
Mike McCarthy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Poor

What a shame how the adult has spoiled the youth by getting him involved in a life of crime! Though, looking at his picture, the kid does look a little "off" with one red and one yellow eye :D Maybe a life of crime is all that is in the cards for him?

Perhaps a career as a professional BMX bike rider? :p;)

http://www.pbase.com/blindmustangpil...e/87132018.jpg
02-22-2008, 03:45 PM
Harold Davis

:pmike, you are not right!!:D
02-22-2008, 04:03 PM
Mike McCarthy

The "raptor captors" made me do it.
02-22-2008, 09:04 PM
Judy Lynn Malloch

That's too funny !!!! Just love it and I gotta say you have some imagination Mike <smile >