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Mike McCarthy
02-21-2008, 09:36 PM
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AP/CNN photo:



BNN (Bird News Network) ransom demands outlined


Our demands must be met by sun up on Sunday. The following demands will be met or BEEP will beep no more.

Our demands:

1,000,000 pounds of fresh sea trout

500 pounds of soft sea weed for nesting material

5 acres of ocean front property to build highrise nest on.

500 gallons of a premium imported beer

100 cases of Captain Morgan's spiced rum

1,000 cases of Diet Pepsi

2 MK III bodies and a matching pretty white 800mm lens

6 Victoria's Secret super models to carry the camera gear to the shoots.

and an autographed picture of Big Bird.

Time is ticking..... Don't make us photoshop BEEP

The Captors.
Fabs Forns
02-21-2008, 10:14 PM
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Alfred Forns
02-21-2008, 10:19 PM
....... we have to hit plan B .... out with Criminal Minds and on with Swat :D .... that part about getting Big Bird's autograph was just too much Imagine Big Bird himself !!!:eek::cool::cool:
PeterGruener
02-22-2008, 05:54 AM
Never surrender to Ospreys. You will find a way. Maybe Horacio Caine can help.

Peter - back in cold Germany...
Maxis Gamez
02-22-2008, 05:55 AM
Incredible!!!!
Mike McCarthy
02-22-2008, 09:36 AM
Rumors floating around the news wire is that the captors are bringing in reinforcements from Italy in response to the Swat threat. It will be interesting to see what transpires. A reliable source say BNN is in the process of receiving photos.
Harold Davis
02-22-2008, 02:22 PM
i bet Columbo could get BeeP back. he was the best!! i wonder if we could make a call. he could have those two osprey arrested before they even know what happened.
Jim Poor
02-22-2008, 02:24 PM
What a shame how the adult has spoiled the youth by getting him involved in a life of crime! Though, looking at his picture, the kid does look a little "off" with one red and one yellow eye :D Maybe a life of crime is all that is in the cards for him?
Mike McCarthy
02-22-2008, 03:08 PM
What a shame how the adult has spoiled the youth by getting him involved in a life of crime! Though, looking at his picture, the kid does look a little "off" with one red and one yellow eye :D Maybe a life of crime is all that is in the cards for him?

Perhaps a career as a professional BMX bike rider? :p;)

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Harold Davis
02-22-2008, 03:45 PM
:pmike, you are not right!!:D
Mike McCarthy
02-22-2008, 04:03 PM
The "raptor captors" made me do it.
Judy Lynn Malloch
02-22-2008, 09:04 PM
That's too funny !!!! Just love it and I gotta say you have some imagination Mike <smile >